Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Saturday, March 14, 2009

I Do What I Want

People are funny they think cats listen to them.Take my mom for instance she thinks that telling me not to get on the kitchen table each and every day is going to work. Hahaha does she think I am a dog who actually is dumb enough to be trained.

Please I'm a cat and we do what we like when we like.

This is a fact I will get on the table and I will clean my nads on it if I feel it is what I want to do..

I will stretch my nails on the furniture no many how many times you smack my butt.
Don't you know smacking my butt just makes me want to do it more.

I will play with anything that grabs my attention it will get smacked off the table onto the floor.It will get knocked off a dresser and onto the floor so it can be batted around.

I am a cat and that's what I do I play I love shiny movable anything.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Me And My Nip

I am in heaven here they put some nip on the floor and I lapped it up. I like to roll around in it and get it all over my body.See me here I am rubbing my back on it this sure is fun.

I love how the nip get's put onto the rug so while I am rubbing it on my body I get a massage at the same time. I wish I could get this stuff everyday but alas I am only given it once a week.

Maybe this is why I am so devilish I'm trying to get some nip more often could be the reason right?

Thursday, March 12, 2009

They Call Me The Seat Stealer

I like to annoy my mom my favorite thing to do is steal her seat.This is her computer chair if she leaves it for a minute or so I jump on it and give my nails a good stretch. Then I lay down and when mom come back she spins me around in the chair. That makes me a little dizzy but it is fun.

My favorite thing is stealing her seat on the couch.I have a spot in the other room where I can see mom but she can't see me I watch her and I wait until she is just about to sit. With the quickest cat speed I run from the other side of the couch and lay in her spot.

It is a riot to see her almost sit and realize I am there I can't even tell you how many times a day I do this.

This always leads to mom playing with me always....

I also like to wait until she gets out of her seat to get a drink or something then I get in her seat and start cleaning myself. It is fun to annoy mom tomorrow I will tell you about some of the other things I do to annoy her.


Wednesday, March 11, 2009

How To Get Those Hard To Reach Places

First thing is you need to be double jointed or at the very least a bit bendy. It also helps to be propped up against something sturdy to help with the whole balance thing.

Second you need to have cat like reflexes so if anyone is trying to sneak up on you, you can get the hell out of there quick. I don't really like people seeing me cleaning my bits well actually where my bits used to be.

Someone in this family decided I didn't need my bits anymore and had them hacked off..


This Blog Stuf Sure Is Exhausting

Man working on this blog stuff sure is tiring I just had to take a break. I have been setting it up for a whole 10 minutes and I am exhausted. I don't know how some can do this for hours... I really think my chair needs to be a bit more cat orientated.


Monday, March 9, 2009

It's My World You Just Live Here

They say "it's a man's world" I beg to differ my name is Beauty and I am here to tell you "it's my world and you are all just living in it"

Yeah yeah I hear what your saying I'm just a cat how can this be my world?

Well I will tell you I am no ordinary feline I can make people bend to my will no really I can.

If I piss on the floor that means it is time to change my litter and if you don't do it right this minute I will piss on you in your bed while you are sleeping.I have done it just ask my human she has seen and felt the wrath of my evil will.

If I want to go outside I just run and with cat like agility I jump onto the screen door
(hint) do this enough times and your human will get up off their lazy ass and let you out